It’s exactly what you think.

*sell it to everyone

Can’t even cry in front of the blender anymore.

At least the air fryer is still safe.

• Michael Scott

“Fuck you, got mine.”

• those guys

That’s like when you kill a video game cow and get a random “steak” drop.

Israel never withdrew from the ICC…

…because they never actually joined.

To join as a member state, you have to ratify the Rome Statute. They signed, but never ratified or acceded.

I also agree with your agreement with OP to not oppose them for those same reasons.

I also feel dumb now because of this child I’ve never met.

But now I’m flashbacking to being on a schoolbus and holy fuck those walls are thin.

You would think. We have people in 2025 who think this is real:

Why would you lie on the internet like that?

OG stands for Original Gangster.

If they had fax machines in Star Wars, it would still be period accurate.

I still don’t understand how fax hasn’t died yet.

Is Tumblr federated yet?

source: tumblr.com/autismjester technically, tumblr.com/decadent-trans-girl

This is a tumblr post (by @autismjester) that was reblogged (by @decadent-trans-girl), who added a screenshot of another post (by @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely…?).

Sourcing sh** in the repost-iverse is rough.

I would agree if we stopped making marriage the end goal of relationships.