Krafty Kactus

Buddy… I love the spirit but here is not the place

This post genuinely inspired me a year ago and now I use that sentence instead of the lazy dog one

Move snake to no slime, no legs, one house, and replace it with legless lizards. People do keep snakes as pets but I’ve never heard the same for legless lizards

Edit: Apparently I misread the meaning of house in this graph

Fucking hell. Every article I read on whitehouse.gov reads like a bad Twitter post.

He’s 55 years old