I love finding out that someone I graduated with has a kid who is now graduating, like damn I feel so old.

I’d like to see her try to wrangle up some gators to send to Florida. I’m sure they wouldn’t attack her or anything.

Gamers rise up?

I feel the same way about taco cat.

I sleep in a racecar bed because I’m a big boy.

I can’t take his money, I can’t print my own money, I have to work for money, why don’t I just lay down and die.

How’s Tuesday in April?

I’m at work.

What about Wednesday?

Still working

And Thursday?

Believe it or not, work.