Contact lens case is how they did it around here.

Does that work for humans? Just out of curiosity.

Maybe Canada should stop arming the invaders. That sounds like something that could help.

Santa Claus in the off-season

The South Park episode based on Encino Man.

You can accidentally hit a knob and break it while moving the appliance itself. As for losing them, sometimes you knock one loose and it rolls under the fridge, and it’s not worth the effort of moving a large appliance out of its nook just to get the knob back. Shit happens.

Maybe you were just a miracle child who never has accidents. Who knows?

That’s not a thing I’m into, but now I’m curious

An Israeli thanking Iran for bombing their country. They are suggesting that the people of Israel hate their government.

They could be the same plant. They are not, but they could be. There’s nothing stopping plants from having edible tubers and fruits.

Originally, you had to submit your website to search engines.

He’s not unreasonable he’s just a dickhead

He is definitely both of those things.

I feel this. I could never do a real rave. I don’t think I could handle more than an hour at a time, and it would drain all the energy out of me.

You don’t need a multi-paragraph explanation. Femicide is the murder of a woman by a man, and domestic abuse is violence against a domestic partner or family member.

One situation can apply to both terms, but neither implies the other.

It’s how language works. We make words that are descriptive so that we don’t need to explain everything at length every time.

Everything else has a special word for it, why not this?

Yeah, they meant midnight GMT.

Your employer would declare it as such when they do payroll.

My pay slips have a separate line for regular pay and overtime pay at a different rate.

I feel you may have missed the most important detail, that they are assembled backwards.

For there to be a flight risk, there would have to be a crime being committed. She’s already done the time for her past conviction, so there’s nothing to flee, and thus no flight risk.

Her leaving the country and coming back is not a crime when she has a valid visa allowing her to do that.

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