“email never throttled you”
Someone forgot about the good ol’ days of spam? Chainmails? Viruses? Here’s an example of a classic virus,
YOU HAVE NOW RECEIVED THE UNIX VIRUS
This virus works on the honor system:
If you’re running a variant of Unix or Linux, please forward thismessage to everyone you know and delete a bunch of your files at random.
It’s good when you’re going on a date with Buzz Lightyear. Because parallel lines meet at infinity and beyond!