All according to plan.

The Israeli government needs Israel to be a perpetual victim to justify perpetual war.

When no enemy is attacking they need to force an attack, lest their citizenship stop living in constant fear long enough for them to question the need for perpetual war.

None. Rather, it’s practically a requirement. Hence my question.

Was he really a deranged maniac, though, or was that just part of him pretending to be a cop…?

The old man the boat.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo.

I’m sorry. 😞

His successors are alive and well, though, sadly. “Atado y bien atado” Indeed. 😞

This might work:

The plural of radius is radii; larva, larvae; criterion, criteria.

Façade is written with a letter that doesn’t exist in the English alphabet.

Fiancé and fiancée are written using diacritics, something that isn’t supposed to happen in English orthography (inasmuch as English orthography might exist).

There’s at least five different ways to pronounce the digraph oo, with no indication of which to use in each case, you just have to remember it.

And I could keep listing similar nonsense, but I think I’ve made my point.

Do not try to make sense of the English language. Therein lies madness.

Oh, they do care. That’s why they do it.

Cats are definitely evil. Adorably so, sure, yet evil nonetheless.

Dolphins, too. Cruel, rapey bastards, the lot of them. Orcas in particular probably enjoy killing and hurting their prey almost as much as cats.

Most birds are evil in a stupid birdbrained sort of way, even the smart ones. Should’ve gone extinct sixty-five million years ago with the rest of the dinosaurs, the bastards.

Chimpanzees are almost as creepily evil as humans (not bonobos, though; they just want to get along and fuck as much as possible).

And then there’s us.

Just give them time to rust. A few minutes after a light rain should do.

*Bonus damage.

I don’t know about the rest, but Jek Porkins died for the rebellion during the battle of Yavin, everyone who’s seen at least the original film should know this.

I mean, gathering them all in the same place, especially one where they’re likely to die of bird flu, measles (and who knows what else Kennedy is brewing there), gun violence, and lack of affordable healthcare, sounds great from the rest of the world’s perspective… (of course it’s horrible from the USA’s perspective, but what isn’t, these days…?); do the AFD next!