I’m in favor of deporting traitors to Antarctica. You know, uphold the old British tradition of sending prisoners to Australia.
I’ve always been bummed about no one trying to seriously colonize Antarctica. With my proposal, Trump and his buddies can try colonizing it firsthand.
DMT is once again shown to be the best substance of choice.
They’re paid in how many teeth they can pull out with rusty pliers. Compensation isn’t always in hard cash, you know.
Oh, that’s very simple. God is how you can apply “Just Following Orders” to absolutely everything. And he’s benevolent because you can always claim he’ll support you, considering he happens to be unable to be reliably contacted.
Some chance is better than none. If a dude was pointing a gun at me, fully intending to blow my head off, I’d fight him with my bare fists if I had to.
Oh, and adrenaline is a powerful thing. Eye and throat are excellent targets in a fight to the death, and any weapon you can get your hands on is allowed.
My proposal is “legal cause to slit the dad’s throat in self-defense”.
MAGA God needs blood to feel satisfied.
God has no tolerance for traitors. You see, God discovered that they supported the Devil in secret, so he sent a flood to kill them. It’s a message to help the surviving Texans remember their true allegiance.
God came to me in a vision today. He told me that you - yes, you! - are the Holy Prophet!
46 is a bit nippy. Might need a jacket.
It would be highly amusing for Canada to start making Star Wars films without Disney’s approval, along with a little “Come get me fuckers”.
Of course he did! Do you not remember? It was in the summer of 2022. President Biden launched a surprise nuclear assault on France. Every major American city was leveled. With NATO in ruins, Mexico built a wall to hold back the tide of refugees above the border. They also sent humanitarian and financial assistance, thanks to a deal masterminded by Trump.
Ah yes. So after that bottle episode called “A Visit to Iran”, it looks like the people making the show want to pick up the Canada War plot thread again. I’m guessing the dumbass protagonist threatens Canada a bit, before giving up and claiming victory. These showmakers are running out of ideas.
Canada geese are my favorite bird. I see them by the lake all the time. They are perfectly well-behaved, until you deliberately try to piss them off.
It’s because they’re a crusader state intended to keep their neighbors’ attention.
To be fair, I only comment when I’m feeling sleepy.
That is acceptable. Either we’ll enter great times, or we will no longer be capable of understanding what good times are. Both sound good to me.
Most definitely. I want every country on Earth to have their own nuclear weapons. It’s the ultimate deterrent.
難しい移民は日本人にとって面白いですね。なぜか分かりません。はは。