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You must be Brody’s cousin Walter.

They are big birds in little bird bodies. At least that’s what they sound like when they’re upset.

Also for those who suffer from depression:

• Worse depression
• Worse suicidal ideation
• Ugly crying because you burnt your toast

I’d go on, but then I’ll start ugly crying in the office, and nobody wants that.

My neighbor’s dog has it figured out. It will keep its head straight, prop one ear up, and one ear down. And it’s even goofier when they and I lock eyes.

Now do a barrel roll.

Any Genie that monkey paws a cat deserves to be locked away in their lamp and buried in the sun.

My - admittedly naive - understanding of seasoning is that you’re creating layers of dried oil that a) protect the pan, 2) make the pan nonstick without having to always use excessive amounts of oil, and iii) depending on what you’ve cooked in the past (i.e. bacon or other flavorful foods) will leach into your food and give it a yummy unique flavor.

I mean, iron is a part of our nutritional diet. 🤣

There are a lot of pits in the surface of a Lodge. It’s much better now and food doesn’t get stuck as often. I guess it’s a preference thing. 🤷‍♂️

That’s fair. I have a Lodge, and I ground down the inner surface so it’s flat, so I had to re-season it.

~I guess I can probably stop re-seasoning it now. 😅~

This is absolutely beautiful. 🥲 🧑‍🍳 💋

If you use regular dish soap (i.e. dawn), you most certainly can (and should) wash it. However, the trick is that you absolutely must dry it, put a light coat of oil, and then bake it to keep it from rusting. I preheat the oven to 450°F and then turn off the oven, and let the pan sit until it’s cool enough to the touch to put away.

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The one day I work from the office, and you all are going to make me literally LOL.

Seriously 🤣

We are also exhausted by all the other things we’re supposed to be apoplectic about.

ap•o•plec•tic | ,apa’plektik|

adjective informal

overcome with anger; extremely indignant: Last year, tons of people were apoplectic about food prices.

What the fuck is this gaslighting propaganda bullshit? People in the US have been taking vacations for decades; it’s not exclusive to GenZ, nor is it a “new trend”. I call bullshit.

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Fairly sure that death is the ultimate reform that 100% guarantees criminals won’t be committing any crime ever again.

It would taste better to suck on a lemon directly. 🤮