“We already make you degenerates bring your own grocery bags. We can figure out what other weird shit you’re into.”

Genetically Engineered Crabs Pose No Threat

It was nice of him to explain what it does, I’d have had no idea, otherwise.

He died on the way back to his home planet.

Sorry you had to find out this way.

It’s not exactly subtle

I mean, this style of negotiation worked sooo well in Afghanistan.

How did Ducktales get so many bangers associated with it in the 90s?

You know in a few decades everyone’s going to agree the current Israeli government are no better than Nazis. It’s frustrating that too many powerful people are still holding out while it’s not too late to do something about it.

We texted Chacha (242242) when I was in high school. It just sent the question to some dude on their computer who looked up the answer and texted you back. I still have no idea how they made money.

And then it immediately reappears.

Pre-smartphone was a very different time.

At least it’s not forbidden in the USA yet.

At least it’s satisfying how perfectly they fit in there. Almost like they were made for each other.

I can’t conceive of any way an actual coyote would end up sitting calmly on a bus seat, so yeah, probably a hybrid. Plus it looks smaller than an actual coyote.

Maybe he can’t afford a car, Karen. Or maybe he doesn’t want to contribute to climate change, Karen. Maybe coyotes care about nature, Karen!

I am quite confident that if I use it incorrectly, no one will know.

Looks more like a sick8da boi.

#LifeGoals for billionaires everywhere else.

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Jokes on you, I’m expecting it everywhere.