Best I can do is a Trump smartphone.

You know when you make a statement, then say “but” it negates the statement, yeah?

Waking up to this was like Super Christmas.

Whichever one loses, we all win 😂😂😂

He never HAD to take a private jet. Why are you shilling for millionnaires?

Replace “children” with “non-consenting people” and you’re getting close. Children are the most non-consenting people in society and deserve special protection accordingly.

Which one of you guys went down into the crypt and woke Coulter up for this?

Omg I posted this in the wrong thread! This was in reference to Canada’s election.

I guess most of that I said can still be salvaged 😂

While I’m extremely happy about the election results, let’s not forget that the Conservatives were on track to sweep before Trump shit the bed so badly that the entire world had to hold its nose.