These types of satire and irony don’t function as they once did.

Not wanting to cause fear in horses is my new go to excuse for everything.

i would not boil poptarts

i guess it is funny, but then again what kind of plumbing problems led one into taking part at all ?

the average amount of red meat consumed a day on the earth per person is something like 2.2 ounces.

seems like the price isn’t high enough to make Americans recognize how a 1/4 pounder is twice that average in one item.

I don’t think calling people retards is going to make your moral stance seem so righteous.

But maybe you just think that view is retarded.

Is that Latin ?

imagine having a peepee so big it hurts a whole country when it goes in

Some of us still think of you, too, Rachel Corrie.

I feel like I live in a world where Israel is going to invade Poland.

The fact that some rich people pay money to take Wegovy to chemically starve themselves while other people in the world are denied food via automatic rifle fire is the definition of the 21st Century human condition.

The moral high ground has left the building.

China gets their Iranian oil from trains not boats.

This is not the US trying to help China.

yup

it would be awesome if a CEO of a retail store sued for wage theft was handled like a shoplifter on instagram

but wage theft is not a crime

but trying to steal a string trimmer is

the gutterpunk peoples speak of this as a sign

or at least fill out the online forms for us

why put it on my web browser since they have us all pretty pretty pretty pegged my friend

Paisley Lightfoot: The Grower of the Finest pipeweed in East Farthing. Its toasted!

Blackwatch Clark