Nah, this was Abe Lincoln paraphrasing Einstein.

Ours is hot pink.

Lady, I don’t give a shit about your theatrics, I only judge if you’re a lousy tipper.*

*in the US.

I don’t think he ran a fake campaign, I think he had a stroke and it changed his personality. We don’t realize how much our brains create who we are.

I have my phone set to do-not-disturb when I sleep. Only my family can get through in case of emergency.

Absolutely not.

I live in VA and the closest big city is an hour away.

Where we are now.

Or fucking (good), and getting fucked (bad).

You should add one allowing this site that you’ve never been to before and don’t even know yet if it’s useful, to send you notifications.

I read this as someone trying to get pregnant and having miscarriages.