I think the post is more along the lines of people who like MCU releases and pumpkin spice lattes.

You just don’t understand, once I can get my hands on that Jonbenet Ramsey Beanie Baby it’s going to be my retirement plan, six months of back rent will seem paltry at that point, you’ll see. I’ve got big things going on, BIG THINGS!

By the teeth of Nanaue, if you don’t shut your fucking mouth I will shut it for you, now stop spouting such ridiculous nonsense before you make even more of a fool out of yourself! Not cool.

Yeah, totally, it’s such a far off possibility, and would realistically never be anything for the humans to worry about, like, at all, and it’s just dumb to think it might have been something going on for the past few decades at least. So silly and ridiculous, absurd really. Anybody saying otherwise is a fool, and if you happen to hear anyone spouting that kind of nonsense please inform me about it immediately. No reason, but please do let me know.

That’s ridiculous. You’re ridiculous. Shut your stupid fucking mouth.

Our. I meant our, obviously, duh. Our glorious tasty societies. It was a typo, a simple typo. That’s all.

Good thing we humans don’t have to actually worry about sea creatures learning to read and using that knowledge to hide amongst you as some sort of secret invasion in your primitive human societies, eh? That’s such a silly thing to think about. Heh…

In the year 2525, if man is still alive…

Get your thyroid checked.

A turtle with a cold?

Who’s asking?

Who the fuck is asking for permission?

NoT ALl Men!

Get over it. Men are still the problem in this context, even if it’s not all of them.

Have you seen the reaction to men being told not to comment in the women’s only instance? The problem isn’t what women are doing.

We’re all in hell.

Shut the fuck up.

… Fuck you.

Fuck! I was singing that song after reading the post and I sang that fucking line right before reading your comment and now I can’t remember that part of the fucking song!

The brain is fucking stupid.

No shit.

Again, stupid fucking animals.