I want to eat pellets out of a bowl on the floor

UwU I want walkies with Mummy

Hey look it’s Matt Murdoch’s Reddit account

Boots theory

Attacking military targets isn’t murder. And Israel forces every adult to become a military target. They’re literally using human shields.

Breeder kinks always involve kids. Elon has a compound where he keeps his “legion” of offspring. It’s a sexual power thing for him.

She’s a Redditor? Oh, that explains why she doesn’t care about good tailoring

Well then it’s her sense of style. She needs to pick dresses that look good on her normal posture. And a good tailor helps communicate that to the client.

Elon has a breeder kink and I think that’s philosophically pedophilia, since it sexualises kids

What a terrible tailoring job. The bottom half looks alright, but the tailor cut the top of that dress way too roomy. Her boobs aren’t big enough to fill it, so it makes her look small. She should fire her tailor.

I hope MAGA listens to Musk this time

Let’s ban cars too

Non-Hebrews don’t need to be saved. You don’t need to go to Gan Eden or Sheol if you’re not Jewish. You can just go to Valhalla or Hades or Yomi or Xibalba instead.

Cut out one more sentence from the end and I agree

We’re all at least a little complicit, but if you attend and help organise rallies, write to politicians, and vote left wing, you’re less complicit than the people who do nothing.

Ironically, I’ve never heard any complaints about Japanese tourists, as they often arrived well-educated about local customs and behave respectfully.

Ooh ooh I have a good one! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

They’re not rude, just very upset.

All babies are agender. They don’t have a gender identity, because they don’t know what it is yet. If you’re gonna have a default, which is stupid, why not make it what everyone starts as?

Humans are apes

I like drinking blood

When even the most generous studies show trans people as making up a single digit percentage of the population, it’s silly to argue that there is an intrinsic problem with CIS being the default.

That’s disgusting.