“if you cooked, you gotta wash the dishes!”
I’m sorry, what? That’s how you ensure that nobody ever cooks for you again. If you cooked for you and your housemates, everyone else who ate your food has to wash the dishes, excluding whoever bought the food. What fucking backwards culture did this guy grow up in?
That one appears to have a CD player, which most certainly wasn’t included in the one I grew up with.