I’m not putting marinara sauce on pies and donuts.

On a chocolate pop tart, that’s as close to heaven as you’ll get without Kurt Cobain’s shotgun.

MAGA Twerp: “Better a Russian than a Democrat.”

Sane People: “LOL k. Have fun being turned into drone made meat chowder.”

The US is headed for a self-inflicted famine.

America gets what they voted for.

The old cunt has probably never seen a tomato that hasn’t already been mushed into the “sauce” he puts on his well done steak.

This is my dream girl.

Of course I’m not a Chad with a huge melon.

Deuteronomy 22:13-21 says we can chuck rocks at them if they aren’t virgins on their wedding night.

The scumbag lived far longer than he should have.

I love it.

The more Trump fucks around and shits his pants, the stronger Canada becomes building new trade partners and new deals with stable countries who have stable leaders.

Even if we make a deal with the USA, they’ll probably go back on it a few months later. Keep going you old orange bag of fuck juiced mayonnaise. The USA can fuck itself in the asshole with a pineapple. We’re moving on.

American milk tastes funky.

Canada Needs Nukes!

Fuck the USA. Close the borders.

Trump tweets or Trump quotes never age well.

This is because Trump is a nincompoop who speaks in gobbledygook…

Hold on. Wait a minute.

It’s cold and I need fluffing.

I don’t give him that much credit. The idiot runs around shitting his pants and making a mess 24 hours a day.

This isn’t planned. Swimming in a diarrhea filled ocean is his natural environment.

Some people deserve forgiveness, some do not.

I think we all cheer because we interject the ones we know that do not deserve forgiveness.

Why did anyone even touch the grapes after signing the paper? Seems like a good excuse to say “I can’t do that. No gloves. I signed a thing, remember?”

I expected nothing more from Christians.

I completely believe this is based on a true story.