Nobel Peace Prize in sight

My Onkyo solved it by removing the making on the volume knob.

Quick, arrest her too! ~She turned me into a newt!~

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Pizza! Huzza!

Ve schließen an 🇩🇪

BRITOTHDYA PRRRYT

https://youtu.be/OsCu-Wg02Fg

Don’t forget about all the potential fart jokes.

Almost there…

Come on, it’s our best friends the Israeli government. At worst, maybe there were one or two war misdemeanors. Nothing to blow out of proportion.

https://xkcd.com/37/

Maybe they should put Shakespeare’s remains in an fMRI machine to find out.

clears throat

Cave Johnson here. I’ve been thinking…

Knuth Paper-Stack Notation

Instructions unclear, now I’ve wet my pants

Nevertheless, you’d still use one of you cut yourself, right?

Bring out your dead!

To clarify: I meant this purely at an interpersonal level, i.e. if you enter a marriage, you should at least honestly intend it to endure.

About marriage: the whole concept reside in the mutual promise of a “forever after”. If that’s not your thing, totally fine. But then you wouldn’t engage in it in the first place? In that sense, the marriage would indeed have failed (to deliver on its core premise).