The trojan horse is loaded onto the ship of theseus, and the whole thing launched into a black hole. After billions of years of evaporation, a bunch of greeks emerge from the black hole.

I play Fortnite regularly with two friends, it’s a way to keep the connection when I live across the world. We catch up on our lives while murdering teenagers dressed as spiderman, it’s fun

-cheesy crust on the third ? -oh, that is a resounding yes

damn, the sentence had one job

I don’t like this one

my god

whisky doing some heavy lifting. As it does…

fuckers have like 6 legs

why don’t you plot my farts over -∞…∞ ?

I love this last take. Really, that would be it. Were we in a movie

throwback to this amazing scene from Four Lions

“Bleach scene”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWUTCo-D_J8

let the heads roll

Thanks !! the fog of war is slowly clearing

Exactly. Mine is basically like this, I was very lucky that we found each other. Most things are literal between us. Faes exist, you’ll find yours

Plastic surgeon, RX pad, script, Mofine… I guess Mofine is the new guy they sent to collect at the pharmacy. Italian surname by the looks of it. RX relates to a racecar of sorts, not surprising since surgeons are said to be wealthy. Not sure about the script part though : do pharmacists typically double as programmers ? or is it like, a movie script ? in which case it might just all be cinema. There’s more to this message that we understand right now. Keep digging, Mofine. We’ll get 'em

I don’t know about it, is it worth reading ?

I don’t think Sauron’s purported age is correct either, not a Tolkien geek but iirc it’s more in the 5000 ballpark. So I assume all numbers in this post are incorrect and exist solely for comedic effect.

Not sure about Cthulhu either, and I’ve read all Lovecraft.

Do you still broadcast ?

Thanks. I made some butter once, I don’t remember it being smelly. It was a small quantity though. And I didn’t use coconut oil but actual butter, although I doubt this would change anything.

Alright. I might try this, thanks