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Cake day: July 2nd, 2023

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  • I’ve been with somebody who preferred that I keep my tongue below her clit. That being said, we eventually figured out that the primary pleasure action was my comically large nose stimulating her while I was eating her out, so idk if that counts. I did basically die laughing when we found out; I had bullies in highschool that used to call me dildoface, and I guess they were eventually proven correct


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    4 months ago

    Yes. Source: experience

    For real though. I did rocky horror picture show a while ago with some old friends who did theatre, and I dressed up as a gender bent version of Columbia in the gold sequin jacket. They contoured my face, gave me cats eyes, and dyed my beard bright red. I felt fly as fuck, I look damn good in fishnets and makeup. I also got to experience feeling hot; that night I learned that my body type has a number of admirers in the gay community, and quite a few people in attendance made sure I knew it. All around one of the best things that has ever happened to my self esteem


  • Wasn’t “protecting Russian language and culture” one of Putlers first justifications for the invasion? Like, I think it’s kinda fucked up to ban the language and culture, but then again my country has never been invaded by a neighboring war criminal who used “we’re just protecting our language and culture in your land” so my opinion isn’t nearly as valid as the opinion of people who are currently in that situation