“Thank you sir, may I have another!”

How? Vlad gonna throw them…?

Sawed-off can’t elope.

“I just wanna tear him down, chop him up, and make guac-a-mole.”

Russia: it was caused by one individual smoking. Nothing to see here. Move along.

I have friends that served in Afghanistan, Iraq, and even some that volunteered in Ukraine, and each one, to a man, has said they didn’t have half the toys these tin soldiers carry while they were in an ACTIVE FUCKING WARZONE.

“She has chosen… poorly.”

Lying sacks of fetid shit lie continually. More at 11.

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Far to remote to make an effective example.

Edit: why the fuck did it post three times?!

Hard agree. And many folk forget, English is not everyone’s first language.

It’s janky phrasing, but after a reread, it makes sense.

What’s the yautja word for “ammosexual?”

I had a coworker complain about how everyone is an asshole these days. I asked for an explanation. He said the guy at the laundromat last night was a fucking dick, and so was the server at dinner. Then, the cashier when he bought coffee was an asshole, and so was the bus driver. I asked him what was the one, single unifying factor that tied all those people together…?

I said it then, and I’ll say it again here: Markus, you are the asshole.

And what horrific rider was stapled to the back? The harvesting organs from conscious victims bill? The crushing puppies in a hydraulic press amendment? The rape all the unicorns to death bill? Exterminate all the green eyed people? I’m sure there’s something just lovely hiding away in there, somewhere.

Lot of em are kinda chunky, tho.

Just keel haul 'em the whole way back.

I saw a clip of one of the guys in a trench talking about how much they enjoy the drones: “They mixed a sniper and an artillery round, and i fucking hate them.”

Only in a three day operation.

On my World War Z card, yes.