The UK is about just as fucked up as the United States is right now

Lmfao, cope harder. Despite everything it’s not even close right now. Worry about your own impending Fourth Reich while the UK still has its citizens actually engaged in political activism. We’ll be fine.

Man, what talent

One of two security officers outside the building said they did not know how much longer they would be required to stand guard, adding, “At least it’s not raining.”

There’s nothing I love more than hearing British people complain about being forced to do the one job that they have. Miserable sods.

Stop. Just, stop.

He wants to be Don Jr. so goddamn badly.

Hilarious, what a hero. Thank you king, this is the way to fight unsecure AI slop while they pretend its a legitimate reason to halve their workforce.

That’s crazy. How

Yes.

Brand new sentence.

Not enough tho

LMAOOOO

Real. Every commercial I see these days makes me now question the product integrity, even if I’ve been using the brand for years. I stopped using Oral-B recently bc I’d associated it with unskippable ads whenever I use youtube on the TV. It’s like reverse subliminal messaging lol

Seconded 👐

There’s also twunk - a twink and a hunk. A twink with muscles but still hairless, incredibily smooth. A twank on the other hand, a twank is no good. That’s a twink and a skank. Essentially just a ragdoll being passed around from twink to twunk to bear to otter…

It’s very difficult to maintain the lifestyle of a twank-versatile because this often leads to a lot of self-hatred and denial, especially among the political or religious types, so they try to realign their sexual orientation through therapy.

I giggled and kicked my feet like a schoolgirl at this, thanks

Average gen Z response

Lol no.

They tried that crap already with the black-identifying subs, and surprise surprise they don’t actually approve your posts once you follow all the stipulations. They make note of your race and keep you in a “list”, reasoning that you didn’t meet several “off the book” regulations (gee… why does that sound familiar to any POC applying for a job or an apartment…).

Don’t give them any information. You still won’t get access, and now they have your personal data.

For real. The shell shock of working all your life to move to these once idyllic looking countries has been about as quickly and bizarrely dismantled near overnight in the same vein as the 2008 market crash impacting an entire generation’s outlook on their career prospects.

Basically, if you were born in the 90s/00s, your future is fucked no matter what you choose to pursue or where you move to. Even people working at NASA are being fucked over as we speak. We’re in war times.

Yep. They have it backwards. UK is next… in maybe a decade. Could be longer.

As someone who immigrated to the UK I can tell you this is a bit of a stretch. I’m not exactly afraid of dying in a hate crime at a traffic stop or ICE agents beating down my door to detain me here.

But yeah, some internet liberties are being steadily revoked. Hardly the same fucking thing as literally fearing for your life each day because of your last name or the color of your skin.