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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.eetoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.worldGot it right
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    “Oy, Willy Wanka’, you can’t do that, we are shutting you down!”

    “But you haven’t even seen just how undocumented my sexy workers are. Like, scientists haven’t documented them yet, not even a name assigned to the species. Would you like to take one home & we forget about all these technicalities?”

    “Are these people with dwarfism you painted & labeled a different species so you don’t have to pay them???”

    “No, I’m a factory owner, such allegations would be out of character for such an entrepreneur!”

    Edit: didn’t know, but they are just purple humans … paid in beans … cocoa beans, not lemmy beans (which as we know, do actually irl come from slave labour).

    They are small humans who were preyed upon by the various predators that reside in their homeland before Wonka invited them to work at his factory. They are paid in their favorite food, cocoa beans, which were extremely rare on their island. The Oompa-Loompas are mischievous, loving to play practical jokes and singing songs which, according to Wonka, they are very good at improvising.





  • Why would you assume that my answer would be “one man”? It was an incredibly complex conflict that was really a collection of smaller regional conflicts with various allies between them.

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    There’s no singular cause of WW2.

    Because basically all of those reasons are the same as WWI but amplified by the restrictions (manufactured economic crisis) posed upon Germany at the end of WWI.

    That is why I said it can be viewed as the same war.
    (Imho - anyways it’s literally just semantics, perhaps propaganda of the victors a bit.)

    Much like (the recent-ish) Russia in Ukraine - it’s usually not viewed as two separate wars, one in 2014 & the other in 2022. Bcs it’s the same thing, it was oblivious that it isn’t over & both Russia & NATO/Ukraine have all been actively preparing each year.

    However, in retrospect, many people would say when Germany invaded Poland. That said, USSR and Finland were already fighting at that point, as well as Japan and China.

    Yeah, Japan in China started basically in 31 (13 years after official end of WWI, a much more European thing), whereas Germany’s first foreign move was the military invasion of Austria in 38.