I completely forgot the crucial finishing steps of lemon juice and parm. My family would be devastated. Fixed!

Bacon brussels sprouts. Cut one pack of bacon into lardons, cook bacon, remove the bacon, pour out just a little bacon grease but leave some in the pan, add trimmed and halved/quartered brussels sprouts with some salt, pepper, maybe a little garlic powder, cook until al dente-ish, add the bacon back, mix, serve or transfer to crockpot.

Edit: Finish with a little squirt of lemon juice and grated parm.

Think something more like this bad mf’er:

Two things - cranking one’s hog as a euphemism, and cranking one’s literal sick ass chopper - can be true at the same time.

The slippage is part of the fun :)

I’m mixed about the OP image, because even though the picture is cool as fuck I don’t want some idiot to think I’m on their side if I have a t-shirt of it.

This one, then a sweet backpiece with the demon head in profile superimposed on someone just CRANKING THEIR HOG with a pro-LGBTQ+ message? Fuck it, I’ll take 20.