Exactly as young as you think unfortunately. They did have slavery, so probably without consent too.

Not officially. But he’s best friend with Cruise and his kids went to Scientology schools.

Yeah, it’s the one thing that actually seems to rattle his cult. They’re ok with fraud, rape and racism but pedophilia seems to be a bridge too far.

JD probably longs to be turned into leather to be closer to his one true love.

To the surprise of absolutely no one.

I mean, that’s just on brand for him. If anything, he has shown a talent for bankrupcy.

I mean there is a a terrible TV adaptation starring Iceman and Lana Lang as well as a beautiful but boring Ghibli movie, but I agree that Earthsea is amazing.

Skipper for steamship companies on the Danube.

Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän. Actual word for an actual job that existed until 1991. Welcome to German.

Preposterous. You should get your head czeched.

The german term for horse shit is “horse apples”, Pferdeäpfel. Proof that horses are really potatoes.

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The ultra rich are fucking weird in general. Too much money warps your soul quicker than the One Ring.

He’s been known to write inappropriate texts to underage girls for a while now, this is likely just the tip of the yuck-berg.

His kid is nothing but a prop to him. And a human meat shield against Luigis.

Yeah, and you can see it in his fiction as well. While in earlier stories characters literally kill themselves or go insane because they are not racially pure, the narrator in “Shadow over Innsmouth” looks forward to his final transformation into a fish person:

I shall plan my cousin’s escape from that Canton madhouse, and together we shall go to marvel-shadowed Innsmouth. We shall swim out to that brooding reef in the sea and dive down through black abysses to Cyclopean and many-columned Y’ha-nthlei, and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory for ever.

Israel of all countries turning into a full-blown fascist state complete with its own holocaust would be really funny in an ironic way if it wasn’t so deeply sad and tragic.

Which has been proven to improve both productivity and profits. Same as home office. But petty people still prefer to take away freedom from people they consider beneath them, I guess.

Good luck trying to sell overpriced electric cars to poor babushkas, whose sons and husbands died in an idiotic war.

This is mask-off fascism, which should horrify every US citizen, because it means they think they have already won.