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This pleases me. I hate how Jeopardy introduces people by explaining what they do for money. Why not “father of two,” or “avid gardener and birdwatcher,” or “television enthusiast.”

Monkey see, monkey do. Coming to a USA near you.

Alt text: C’mon Dad don’t be so lazy. All you have to do is get out there and work 80 hours a month and you can have your healthcare back!

Agreed. Employees should also have ownership in the company via profit sharing or ESOP.