Tupac died just to get away from her

That’s emo. Goth girlfriends are bad bitches.

That’s a much better joke. Well done. :)

Google didn’t exist yet. They needed to Ask the real Jeeves.

That may actually explain the “Bell” enemies in Vintage Story. Noisy assholes.

“AT THIS SPEED, THE TYRES WILL BLOW UP IN 15 MINUTES! BUT THAT’S OK! THE FUEL WILL RUN OUT IN 12!”

• Captain Slow, Bugatti Veyron Speed Test.

My Decepticons hoodie that is older than me shall go with me to my grave. Haven’t worn the thing in decades at this point though.

They did. Then they decided to go back to the water.

Devolved. Gotcha.

Does Ireland even have a military? I thought they just relied on the British Navy at this point.

Holstein was the chosen one.

“You aren’t being the neighbor that Fred Rogers knew you could be!”

I’m always amazed at how powerful that single sentence is to almost all Americans.

Bit o column A, bit o column B

I blame Yogg Sothoth

Technically the nearest galaxy to us doesn’t have a name, just a designation, and is only like 10,000 stars, but it’s currently about 10,000-15,000 light years away, so we’re actually closer to the center of that galaxy than we are to our own, and possibly were closer to everything in that galaxy than we are the center of The Milky Way. The Milky Way is expected to absorb that galaxy into itself in the next few hundred million years though, IIRC.

Also Andromeda and The Milky Way are already “touching” each other.

Don’t you mean “rag-rets?”

Don’t fucking help us! Your lives are in danger here! Especially in the shit hole that is Texas.

He’s living in denial, thinking they will let her go.

Yes they exist(ed?) in the US. They were all over the place in schools and universities/ colleges when I went. Probably the one on the left is still around, but I don’t have a reason to be on campus, so I don’t go on campus.

Get the EU to invade and help us out?

Since he’s a left winger? Yes. Four centerists were shot last week in Minnesota for the crime of having a “D” next to their names.

Thankfully NYC has some seriously strict gun laws, but that won’t stop the extremely motivated right wingers from murdering whomever they want.

Since he’s targeting one of the best funded gangs organized crime institutions in the country, they are the most likely suspects to murder him.