• stinky@redlemmy.com
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    3 days ago

    Genie: you get 3 wishes

    Me: make everyone on earth gay

    Genie: jesus christ um ok, done. what else

    Me: an ice cream cone. and for my third wish, get you a pair of timbs

    Genie: omg thank u